Unh... My head...
I can't get rid of that buzzing.
I feel really weird, like there's something not quite right.
Wait... I remember something. It was like a falling star, coming right toward me. I tried to run and then...
...then I was here, and... wait...
What's with all this hair, and... Oh, man... This is NOT happening...
(Author's note: an unidentified object, commonly referred to as the "Falling Star", impacted within Autumn Bay, New York city limits. The full effects are unknown, but it is known that a number of individuals were significantly altered. And yes, this effect IS available for other authors to use. For further details, feel free to ask via comment. - Prof.)
