Reversal?

Somewhere in this damn book, I will find the reversal spell.
This has been a very interesting experience, and I have
learned a LOT, but I'm ready to be a man again.

Here we go... this spell... oh.  Oh damn.  This is NOT good.

There is no way to reverse this.                             Crap.

Good Night Kiss

Okay, I just need to freshen up (with the "good night kiss") and go meet my target.  Just in time, too.   In two hours, the body swap becomes permanent.

None of the other agents had the insights I had on Gianni Baranelli, the crime boss of Havenport.

So I was chosen for the mystical bodyswap with the intention of getting close and capturing the boss.

I really hope this works...

The Fallen Star, First Victim

Unh... My head...

I can't get rid of that buzzing.

I feel really weird, like there's something not quite right.

Wait... I remember something.  It was like a falling star, coming right toward me.  I tried to run and then...

...then I was here, and... wait...

What's with all this hair, and... Oh, man... This is NOT happening...

(Author's note: an unidentified object, commonly referred to as the "Falling Star", impacted within Autumn Bay, New York city limits.  The full effects are unknown, but it is known that a number of individuals were significantly altered.  And yes, this effect IS available for other authors to use. For further details, feel free to ask via comment. - Prof.)

Nothing Was Any Fun Anymore

So this is it.  This is my life from now on.  How could I have been so stupid?

I thought nothing was any fun any more.  New foods always disappointed, new games were lame... Even finding a new girl to sleep with every weekend got to be samey.

I heard about a being who could... shake things up.  It took a few weeks, but I finally tracked down the necessary rituals and ingredients to summon it.

The being came, all glittery and elfin, and merely laughed when it looked at me.  I have to admit, I was scared out of my mind.  But it was EXCITING!

"I know what you seek, but do you?"

"Of course," I said.  To be honest, I was no longer sure.

"Very well.  If you are certain, then let us cure you of your burden.  Let's give you a whole new perspective..."

There was a flash, and searing pain, then nothing.  I woke up from that to discover my new life.  I was now seventeen-year old Melanie Andrews, a junior at Morris High in Autumn Bay, New york.

I waas in no way ready for that.  I'm a guy, or at least I was.  Sure, I had the proper wardrobe and identification, and YouTube videos to help with what I don't know.

I tried to re-summon the entity, but to no avail.

So now it's back to school, but this time worrying about periods, shaving in strange places, weird underwear, and guys trying to put the moves on me.